that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Randomize
