if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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