so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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