This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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