do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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