I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
