How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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