It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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