Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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