Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
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