Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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