What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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