Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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