It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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