I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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