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from now on my penis is your penis
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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