i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
thus making me awesome and them whores
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Randomize
