so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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