Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
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