Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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