dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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