Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Randomize
