The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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