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(503): View more from Oregon

We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?

(509): View more from Washington

Places.

(503): View more from Oregon

Plural? Please tell.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.

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(206): View more from Washington

She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?

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(662): View more from Mississippi

We should reintroduce naked Mondays

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(207): View more from Maine

If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...

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(320): View more from Minnesota

she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride

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(713): View more from Texas

My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.

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