YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Randomize
