butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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