i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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