is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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