we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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