therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
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