We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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