What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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