i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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