Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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