plz talk dirty to me
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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