in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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