Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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