If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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