I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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