Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
