At least make sure they are 18
Why
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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