We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I will pee on everything he values.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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