To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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