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There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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