I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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