For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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