She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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