Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
You need Xanax blowdarts
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
