Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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