My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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